Michael Arthur is a Wanker!!!

Yeah that's right, Michael Arthur is a total wanker! He fucks anything that he can get his shitty little hands on! So be careful if you come accross him, because he may attempt to rape you! Michael Arthur is a homosexual, bisexual, trisexual, transexual BUGGER!!! He also thinks that he's top shit. But he's really just >>SHIT<<. Here's what this FREAK does each week-

MONDAY - Fucks chickens
TUESDAY - Fucks lobsters
WEDNESDAY - Fucks chickens AND lobsters
THURSDAY - Goes walk-about looking for stray cats and dogs that he can rape
FRIDAY - Ends the working week with a good wank
SATURDAY - Eats his own shit before tossing a male hooker at "Ronald's Gay Whore House"
SUNDAY - Looks up the phone book for gay phone sex, followed by shoving the phone up his arse and fucking chickens, lobsters, stray cats & dogs, and wanking

Okay, so now you know what days are best to stay away from him, EVERYDAY!!!

Here are some tips-

*Never go within 10 metres of Michael Arthur
*Protect your arse
*Don't answer the phone when it rings 10 seconds after the release of "The Annual Wanker's Book"
*If you have a pet cat or dog, then don't let them out of the house
*Don't order chicken or lobster at a resturaunt, Arthur may have alreay been there

Take this advice and you should be fine.